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Remember these things when you’re sad:

  1. Jeremy Renner got a boner on a plane
  2. Samuel L. Jackson impersonated Nicki Minaj
  3. Tom Hiddleston loves the song “Hips Don’t Lie”
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s catsuit were like sweaty pajamas
  5. Chris Hemsworth’s daughter was once mistaken for a hot dog when he held her in one hand
  6. Robert Downey Jr. is really Tony Stark playing Robert Downey Jr.
  7. And that Chris Evans once dressed up in drag

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thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it

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2spook-e:

typesetjez:

c4stlebuilder:

WHY  ARE MOSQUITOS EVEN ON THE PLANET THEY HAVE NO SIGNIFICANCE THEY’RE BASICALLY KEVIN JONAS

HOLD IT, HOLD EVERYTHING! Earth is a protected wildlife reserve. Yeah, we’ve been using it to rebuild the mosquito population, which, need I remind you, IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. IF IT WEREN’T FOR THE MOSQUITOS, YOUR PLANET WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED AGES AGO.

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Someone waited their whole life to make this joke

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parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

  • the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
  • why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
  • final exams more like no 
  • how did my gpa get so low 
  • this ta really needs to stop 
  • i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
  • how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

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laugh-addict:

When you see a bug and you smack it 

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But then you have to check if its still alive or not…

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And you realize its still twitching so you just flip out and start beating the twitching sh*t out of it.

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assckles:

when netflix doesn’t have the movie/series I want to watch streaming

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phaniels:

i want a tumblr buddy from a different country that i just exchange things with u no what i mean like they can send me candy from where they live and id send them american candy or we could send friendship bracelets and letters and drawings and just anything and itd be rly cute and frick man

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Source: orphanblacks

  • James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.
  • Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.
  • Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.
  • Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.
  • Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.
  • Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.
  • Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.
  • Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.
  • Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.
  • Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.
  • Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.
  • Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.
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